I got so drunk last night . ...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem h.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye.
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Mann Kare Aur Patni Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Patni Ko Pareshan Na Kare
.
Khud Uthkar Apne Aap Se
.
.
Pani Bhar Ke Pee Lein.

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.

Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis H Marr jayegi!!

99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...