By Girdhari Lal Multani (Jun 22, 2016)
I got so drunk last night . . . . . . I walked across the dance floor to get another drink nd I won the DANCE COMPETATION!!
Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara. Mom: Kyu beta? Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha? Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...
Height of Innocence- Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi. Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?Really, we had turkey!
100 Kauwe MiLke Utna Kaaw Kaaw Nahi Kar Shakte . . . . . . . Jitni 2 Ladkiya MiLke Aaww Aaww Karti Hai.
KID FAILS IN EXAM :- Dad (angrily) :- Hereafter dont call me as Dad... Son :- Oh! Come on Dad, it was just a school test and not the DNA test.
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan, tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan wah wah kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
