By Girdhari Lal Multani (Jun 22, 2016)
I got so drunk last night . . . . . . I walked across the dance floor to get another drink nd I won the DANCE COMPETATION!!
Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta H. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!
CID JOKES Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai. :-D :-D
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
Arz kiya hai.. . . . . Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge... . . . . . itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
Ess kadar hum aapko chahte h, Ke duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate h, Yu to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h, Lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate h.
