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Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera ...

By Dev (May 22, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

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