By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.
Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.
Guest-beta naam kya h apka ? Bachha - titu ! Guest-ye toh ghar ka h. . Vo batao jo school mei bulate h tumhe ? Bachha - o titu behen k lode!.?
BABA SAXY DAS Ko Santa Ne Pu6a= Hamare Haatho Me Lakire Q Hoti Hai? BABAJI ne Jawab Diya= Taki MUTTIYA Marte WaQt Loda FisaL Na Jaye!
Bajji gets married. During Suhagraat he asks his wife "r u a virgin?" She replies "kr di na sardaron wali baat, spinner ko kabhi nai ball mili h.
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li. Dost ne pucha to bataya: Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab ladkiyan aakar khti h. 'Aage piche dono side krna'
GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho jati hai. MAA: beti ek bar bina bra ki kammeej pahan kar ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi!
