By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.
1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui. 4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!
PoLicE TO Santa: TuMnE Bikhari KO Q Mara? Santa:MEnE IsE Kitni Br BOLa K Mai Aisa waisa AdMi Nhi Hu, Fir B BOLta H, Ek Bar DE DE Baba.
Kash 1Sitara Chand me ho Aur 1Mmulakat Sham me ho Tum Busy apne kam me ho Aur mera xLand tumari xGand me ho
Pehle hath pe lo, fir sidha karo, fir muh me dalo, fir thuk lagao, fir ghusao... . . . . . . Kitnaa mushkil hai sui me dhaga dalna
Santa=Mujhse Shadi Karogi? Girl=Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai? Santa=Madrch #dTeri Ch #tB To Kali Hai
Boy=Chalo Film Dekhne Gal=Nahi Tum Chuchi Dabaoge B=Nahi G=Kis Karoge B=Na G=Ch #tchhuoge B=Nahi G=To Kya Apni Gaaand Me Ungli Karwani He
