Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Mart...

By Sagar Nair (Sep 4, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?

2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....

Pahla bhoot: vo dekh vaha per insaan h.

Dusra bhoot: chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch
nahi hota h, sub vaham h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A New Teacher Joins ...

A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks-

"kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

In 2018 Bikari: bha...

In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Mart...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?

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2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....

Pahla bhoot: vo dekh vaha per insaan h.

Dusra bhoot: chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch
nahi hota h, sub vaham h.

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

A New Teacher Joins ...

A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks-

"kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi h.

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

In 2018 Bikari: bha...

In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Mart...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?

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2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the..... Pahla bhoot: vo dekh vaha per insaan h. Dusra bhoot: chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota h, sub vaham h.

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye cigaret chhodi?-Ha Daru chhod di?-Ha Jua chhod diya?-Ha To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ? Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

A New Teacher Joins ...

A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- "kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi h.

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

In 2018 Bikari: bha...

In 2018 Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....

Pahla bhoot: vo dekh vaha per insaan h.

Dusra bhoot: chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch
nahi hota h, sub vaham h.

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks-

"kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi h.

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...