When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,Ã¢â¬ÂHEARTÃ¢â¬Â speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.
How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison.
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Dont Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Dont Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty