When WORDS fail, eyes speak. ...

WANTED REMAKE

1 BAR JO MAINE SMS KARNA SHURU KAR DIYA,


USKE BAAD TO MAI APNE BALANCE KA B NHI SOCHTA,

Lst night I snt an angl to watch ovr u while u vr sleeping.
He cam bck erly, So i asked him y?
He said tht angls dn’t watch ovr othr angl.

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi.
to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Is se badi dehshat gardi aur kya ho sakti hai. Wash room ke lote mein koi tezaab daal gaya.

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)