Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hai..
Woh bohat selfiee khichte hai..
Tmnna hai khushiyo ki bahar mile apko,
Jo Dil chahe wo bar-bar mile apko,
Hm aksr pa kr kho dete hai,
Magr kbhi na khone wala "PYAR" mile apko!
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.
Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.
The talent that the IPL
Throws up is just incredible,
Look at the youngsters that perform.
We would never have seen them before.