Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
jaan___kya haal hai
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho.
Safety Tip for Winters !!
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water.
throw water on the mirror
Ahaa.. Nahaa liye.
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
King George - he is on both side of the coin!
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
Ravan ke baad kisi ko aana tha.
A cute excuse:
Teacher- Why r u late ?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what mks U late if dey wr fighting