SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi compute...

Raju: agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mi
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife: tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rkha hi..

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?

Dil kisi se tabb hi lagaana jab dilon ko padhna seekh lo,

Warna har ek chehrey ki fitrat me wafadaari nahi hoti.

Dog was Chasing Sardar..
Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied
I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing.

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!