SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi compute...

A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gye.
Santa n 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala:Sahab ye to gundagardi h, meter ki hisab se 100 rs hue h

Sania Mirza weds Shoaib Malik...!!!
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D**n man she has taken
The Indian pledge so serious.....
"All Indians R my Brother's and Sister's"!!

Hum 1 Baar Jeete Hai,
Hum 1 Baar Marte Hai,
Shadi Bhi 1 Baar Hoti Hai,
Aur Pyar
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Ye To Aapke Talent Pr Depend Karta Hai.

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.