By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao. Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu..
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable
1st friend: I have Engineering Degree kya karu? . . . . . . 2nd friend : OLX pe bech de :p
Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta. Maa= Kaha Tha.? Beta= Film Dekhne Gya Tha "Maa Ka Pyar" Maa= Ab Uper Jakar Ek Reality Show Dekh "Baab Ki Maar"
Boy: Tera Naam Kya He? Girl: Meena, Aur Tumhara? Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo Boy: Tum 5mint Pass Beth Ke Dakh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..! GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?? BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.. Solid Lagti H!
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
