Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah...

Cheese is Cheez;
But Better is Butter.
If you forget me;
I'll throw you in a Gutter!

Pani me Gira Rumal to Rumal Gila He,

Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi Nila He,

Muhabat to sab karte hai par,
Mai karu to sala character Dhila hai.

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubara pita.

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai