By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay....Bombay" Airhostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok... Ombay... Ombay"
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye The, Per Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu. UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR, . . . . BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe h.
Nevr blame a girl coz Wen she is wid U,she will teach U how 2 live & Wen she leaves U,she will teach U how 2 survive
Mera no. change ho gaya hai. UNDERWEAR ka.Agar tumhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chaiye to le jana. Hat pagal Ab thanks bolkar rulaoge kya!
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya.
Chuhe ko billi lagi gori-gori. Dono milne lage chori-chori. Chuhe ne billi se kaha aao khele ankhmicholi, Billi ne chuhe ko khaya aur boli I hate love story.
