By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay....Bombay" Airhostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok... Ombay... Ombay"
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata H... . . . . . . . Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Me Kyon Aata H?
"Single" Relationship Status, Doesnt Always Mean That U R Alone... . . . . . . Sometimes It Means- " Family Members Are In My Friendlist" Hahahaha
Sardar comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
Physics kitni Easy hoti agar? . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . 'Apple' k jagah 'Tree' gir gaya hota! To Newton hi mar jata!
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.
2 lovers in DOMINOS.. Boy: kya khaogi jaan? Girl: samose mangwa lo... Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal...
