Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khudd...

once rajni kanth used a tooth powder to keep his teeth strong........
nowadays that powder is used as "Ambhuja Cement"

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Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai
pakre gaye to h00 halla aur
N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,

Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early.Let me sleep again