By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi hai, Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi hai, Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar, Mercedes Benz khadi hai…
Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Namaskar ! Jago balak, Surya uday ho chuka hi, Pavitra snanpurn kar k, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan pr nikal pado.
Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta h.
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"? Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Ye zrori to nahi k aag se jal jaye insan, . Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jaty hen.. |\(",) | '..(> |
