Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khudd...

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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aur
Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai

Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka...Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka.

How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec??
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Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...