Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Pat...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Sense Of Responsibility:
A Man Goes To Library And
Asks For A Book On Suicide..
Librarian Looks At Him And
Says..
"Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega"

Wife: Kya khaoge ?
Sidhu: Chak de phatte, napp de killi, sware jalandha, shami delhi, Dal bana lo mohatarma.

Latest CID PJ:-

A FOR apple B for banana,

A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana.

Employee: I want hike.
Boss: Install it from play store...!

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.