Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Pat...

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.. !!!

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick...
SO WHAT
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.

Pyar mein hisab kitab nhi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nhi her shair ka koi matlab ho...

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.