By Sumit (May 2, 2015)
Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya. TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart H. Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
Munna Bhai:Apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra h ya bakri? Circuit:Simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra or ager bhagi to bakri.
Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman H. Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba.
Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila H, Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila H, Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheel
Pyar ka phla ishq ka dushra or mahobbat ka tishra aksr adura hota h, islia hi hi hm tumhe chhate h kyoki chahat ka hr aksr pura hota h.
An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.
