How 2 kill a girl ? Give her ...

By Mansi (Jun 8, 2013)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Tcher: Shadi Kya H? ...

Tcher: Shadi Kya H?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

You kill vegetarian ...

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pya...

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

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Tcher: Shadi Kya H? ...

Tcher: Shadi Kya H?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

You kill vegetarian ...

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pya...

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.

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How 2 kill a girl ? Give her ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

You May Also Like

Tcher: Shadi Kya H? ...

Tcher: Shadi Kya H? Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

You kill vegetarian ...

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U 1 4 health 1 4 wealth 1 4 hapines 1 4 frndshp or baki 2 Kaan pe laga lena Mast lagoge @('.')@ - ._/ /_ Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pya...

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.

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How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Tcher: Shadi Kya H?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.