Pal Pal se banta hai EHSAAS e...

12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,
12 Baj Ke 12 min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye..?
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Yeh Waqt Hamara H.

She: kesi lag rahi hu me?

Bengali bf: Bhalo

she: tera baap hoga bhalu bc

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi.
Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota h.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte.

Girl-Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge. Next Week Roz Shopping Karenge.


Bf-Uske Next Week Hum Roz Mandir Jayenge.

Gf-Wo Kyu?

Bf-Bheekh Mangenge.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr..