Pal Pal se banta hai EHSAAS e...

1 tapori ki wife: sunte ho ji, apne bete ne ajj pehli baar adha senteces bolna sikha,
tapori: achha! Kya bola.

Wife:TERI MAA KI.tk cr.frnd

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

Scroll down if u love me,
.
.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them