Pal Pal se banta hai EHSAAS e...

Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti h

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi...

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha:
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?

2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.

Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..???

Nice Saying:
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only thee Way Of Expression is Different
Some Hide it in Eyes
while Some Hide in there Smile