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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot R...
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Anup Sahni
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Feb 14, 2015
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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha
Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti
Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi
Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal Ab
Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar.
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Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main.
Dil karay tujhe ek Rakh k Chamaat Maaron.
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