choti ladki shopkepr k pas ja k boli-Jab me badi ho Jaungi to mujse shadi kroge?shopkepr=haan! haan! karunga.
Ladki=to hone wali BV ko 1choclate nhi doge
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha -
"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"
Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
GF:Im warning u, my mom is coming back in 1/2 hr.
BF:Bt, Im nt doing anything..
GF:Dat's why Im warning u..
HURRY UP !
If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well. Happy Valentine's day!