By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
choti ladki shopkepr k pas ja k boli-Jab me badi ho Jaungi to mujse shadi kroge?shopkepr=haan! haan! karunga. Ladki=to hone wali BV ko 1choclate nhi doge
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha - "Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"
Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega? Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega? Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
GF:Im warning u, my mom is coming back in 1/2 hr. BF:Bt, Im nt doing anything.. GF:Dat's why Im warning u.. . . HURRY UP !
If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well. Happy Valentine's day!
Rajnikanth bought a new road roller.. Do u know Y.? . . . . . . . . . To iron his cloths.
