Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum ...

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.

Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis H Marr jayegi!!

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Girll Rply:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

Boy Rply
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir?
badhi ayi thapad marungi.

If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hai
jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab bhi busy rhe mera cell toh
samajh lena aapki hone wali
bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai. :)

Girl's ka aaaaawwwwwwww

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and

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Boys ka BC
Trademark hai :D

Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada
Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana,
Apna Khayal Rakhna,
Khana
Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina
Aagaya H.

Happy September.