Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum ...

Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h
Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h
JUTe nai Marte bs
unhe MOje sungha dete h.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. YeSMSsirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha h.

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?

A: "Oh sheet!"

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!