Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum ...

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.

Girl: Mera DiL Mobile Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Boy: Jaanu Ek Baat Puchu ?
Girl: Haa Pu6o
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Boy: Tumhara Mobile Double Sim WaLa To Nahi Hai Na ?

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao
student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

KBC Main Amitabh Ji Ne Mujse Pucha: Duniya Me Sabse Bada Gadha Kaun He?

Maa Kasam Maine 5 Crore Thukra Diye, Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
Solid Lagti H!