Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Che
Nazar Zuki Or Hase To Samzo
Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Smzo K Aa To Ben Che
Apse dil agar mila na hota
Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota
Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti
To judaai ka koi silsila na hota
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta h.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na.
Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
It'll take Indian tourists six months to turn Taj Mahal into Red Fort if "Pan Masala" is allowed inside!