Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai. W...

Charo Aur Padayi Ka Saya H
Saare Paper Mein Zero Aaya
H Hum To Yuhi Chal Dete
Hai Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene
Aur Log Kehte H Sala
Raat Bhar Padh Ke Aaya H.

Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de.

Sar Jhukta H SHARM Me
Sar Jhukta H ADAB Me
Sar Jhukta H LIKHNE Me
Or
Sar Jhukta H Kisi "Smart Person" Ka Msg Padhne Me...
Padho
Padho
Sar Jhuka K Padho.

aisa lagta hai kuch hony ja raha hai,
koi mithi sapno me khone ja raha hai, dheemi kr de apni roshni ae chand, mera koi apna sone ja raha h.

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.