Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai. W...

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Sex kar lene ke baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe wo hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dhadkan DiL Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri HaLat Hoti Hai Yaro,
Jab
GF ki sister se date karte samay girlfriend aa jati hai.

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!
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Wah wah!
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Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!
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D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat me hum nahi.