Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
"Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: DonÃ¢â¬â¢t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls
Sex kar lene ke baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe wo hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dhadkan DiL Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri HaLat Hoti Hai Yaro,
GF ki sister se date karte samay girlfriend aa jati hai.