If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tears.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
Lips Jab Lips Se MiLte Hai,
To Kya Hota
Humesha GaLat Mat Socha Kro,
Muh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
It's like a Mini Heart Attack, when Men don't find their Mobile in their Pocket...
It's almost like a Brain Hemeorrhage, When they see it in Wife's hand.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.