Father "shadi kar le ab toh"
Father "office se aayega roti bani milengi"
Me "kaamwali hai"
Father "Sirf roti ka bookha hai kya"
Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said
"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"
Jab Ladki Pranaam Krne Ko Niche Jhukti H To Uske Kya Dikhte H.?
Uske Sanskar Dikhte H
Aapne Jo Socha Us se Apke B Sanskar Dikhte H
"If som1 throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!