Bottle chupa dena kafan me mer...

By Abhishek bhatia (Jan 6, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga,
Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
Ek ek peg bana kar diya karunga!

Teacher: Tumhari Att...

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.

Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

By: Nishu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosti k lie to meri ...

Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h
mang k dekh lo
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nai denge kv
de dia to paresan kaise krenge

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Me : I want a medium...

Me : I want a medium pizza with coke.
Domino's attendant : Ok mam, do you want
anything else?
Me : Yes, I want to pass this semester!

silence

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mer...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga,
Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
Ek ek peg bana kar diya karunga!

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Teacher: Tumhari Att...

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.

Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

Dosti k lie to meri ...

Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h
mang k dekh lo
.
.
.
.
.
.
nai denge kv
de dia to paresan kaise krenge

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

Me : I want a medium...

Me : I want a medium pizza with coke.
Domino's attendant : Ok mam, do you want
anything else?
Me : Yes, I want to pass this semester!

silence

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.

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Bottle chupa dena kafan me mer...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga, Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, Ek ek peg bana kar diya karunga!

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Teacher: Tumhari Att...

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He, Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge. Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

Dosti k lie to meri ...

Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h mang k dekh lo . . . . . . nai denge kv de dia to paresan kaise krenge

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

Me : I want a medium...

Me : I want a medium pizza with coke. Domino's attendant : Ok mam, do you want anything else? Me : Yes, I want to pass this semester! *silence*

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA :D Have a Nice Day

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'.

MrPopat Services

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Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga,
Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
Ek ek peg bana kar diya karunga!

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.

Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h
mang k dekh lo
.
.
.
.
.
.
nai denge kv
de dia to paresan kaise krenge

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

Me : I want a medium pizza with coke.
Domino's attendant : Ok mam, do you want
anything else?
Me : Yes, I want to pass this semester!

silence

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.