Cute Answer When A Girl Asked
... Girl - Do U Still Love Me??
Boy - Pyar Ka To Pta Nahi,
Lekin Mere Dost Aaj Bhi Mujhe
Teri Kasam Dete Hain.
Girl - O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy - Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to "BHAI" bolo
Ya phr "JAAN" kaho
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"