If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â¬â¢s your stupidity.
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life,
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife,
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha,
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife...!!
Dali dali pr najar dali jis dali pr mene najar dali wo dali mali ne katar dali.
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Beta - Pitaji, koi aaya hai|
Pita - Kaun?
Beta - Koi mooch waala hai|
Pita - Keh do, nahi chahiye|