Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud ...

By Sagar Nair (Sep 4, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai,
jaldi bataao,
Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aunty (on phone) : B...

Aunty (on phone) : Beta, mummy h?
Me : Haanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy : Kiska phone h?

Me : Phone toh apna hi hai, uspe kisi ka call aya h

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apki Adaa -Apki Smil...

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz

Ufff ! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

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Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai,
jaldi bataao,
Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

Aunty (on phone) : B...

Aunty (on phone) : Beta, mummy h?
Me : Haanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy : Kiska phone h?

Me : Phone toh apna hi hai, uspe kisi ka call aya h

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Apki Adaa -Apki Smil...

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz

Ufff ! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti.

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Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

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Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao, Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Ishq me ye anjaam pa...

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h, haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h, hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya, baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

Aunty (on phone) : B...

Aunty (on phone) : Beta, mummy h? Me : Haanji ek min. *MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY* Mummy : Kiska phone h? Me : Phone toh apna hi hai, uspe kisi ka call aya h

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs, those were rumours! . . He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Apki Adaa -Apki Smil...

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile, Apka Chehraa, Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna, Apka Sharmana, Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe, Apka Andaaz Ufff ! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti.

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Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai,
jaldi bataao,
Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya h,
hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya,
baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya h.

Aunty (on phone) : Beta, mummy h?
Me : Haanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy : Kiska phone h?

Me : Phone toh apna hi hai, uspe kisi ka call aya h

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz

Ufff ! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti.