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Banta road se gujar raha tha, ...

By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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