By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
Santa & LionHow can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me.
police : santa , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.santa : ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun .
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa: Mast hai Papa: Mera number de de.
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
