By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: what happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga h, scratch & win a BMW.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
