By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
Banta: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Santa: May I have some stationery? Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house? Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!
Santa: Yaar Koi Aisa Karobar Bata Jis Main Zyada Munafa Ho? . . Banta: Aisa Kr Srdiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kr Grmiyon Main Baich De...
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nhi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi? Teacher: Nahi toh. Santa: Kamaal h, subah mere mobile pe Likha Tha.. Miss Call...
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour.
