By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
Santa- Tujhe Kbhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua? Banta- Ha Yaar.Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi S- Q B- Kahti He'I LOVE U 2' Pata Nhi Ye Dusra Kameena Kaun H.
Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.
Santa jungle ke raste se ja rha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nhi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
