By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye.. banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta. santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai. Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.
Santa:are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye? Banta:hasne ke karan. Santa:who kaise? Banta:are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.
SANTA: Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..? BANTA: abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa.. Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Be Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
