By Hemant bisht (Apr 1, 2016)
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Court me pati talak k liye gaya Pati judge se bola : Sir i am not happy with my wife.. To Patni boli : Kamine sara mohalla khush h Bus tere hi nakhre h.
Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai..
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan, tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan wah wah kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)
Dear Deepika.. U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped. U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped. U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped. Plz join Congress & Save India
Kaise "BhuLa "DeTe HaiN LoG "TeRi Is "KhuDai" Ko "Ya" "RaB HuMse To "TeRa "BaNaYa HuAa Ek "ShaKs "BhuLaYa" NaHi JaTa"
