By Hemant bisht (Apr 1, 2016)
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu?? Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi. Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to?? Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti h
Cute Propose: Boy: Please, Close Your Eyes For A Moment. Girl: Ok! Boy: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na? Girl: Yes. Boy: That Is My Life Without You.
Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.
A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h.
Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love u kehna, Agar wo gusse me aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
