By Hemant bisht (Apr 1, 2016)
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000. Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.
friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
ARZ KIYA HE.. DOST KI SHADI ME MERA DIL AK LADKI PE GYA.. FIR KYA? ME TO AINVI AINVI AINVI AINVI LUT GYA :-)
Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA h, To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS h, Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS h, Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ h.
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
