By Hemant bisht (Apr 1, 2016)
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Aankhon me noor hai Chehre pe surour hai Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena" Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR h.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy. Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case. Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.
Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.!
Saase tham si jati hai par jaan nhi jati, Dard hota hai par aawaz nhi aati, Ajeeb se log hai es duniya mai, Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati.
