By Hemant bisht (Apr 1, 2016)
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
She : Bachpan Me Mera Fav cartoon Power Puff Girls Tha...Tumhara Fav Konsa Tha?? Me : Savita Bhabhi... *Blocked*
Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya H? Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara? Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo Boy: Tum 5mint Pass Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison
Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye, Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye -
Santa driving on the wrong side of road.. & Said O===SHIT=== Aaj phir late ho gaya. Saare log wapis ja rahe h.
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!
