Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?
Yassomti Maiya Se Bole Nand Lala,
Yasomti Maiya Se Bole Nand Lala,
Tata Sky Laga Dala To Life Jhinga Lala.
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya.
Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua?
Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale...
Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day!!
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!