Judge: Y U've stolen mone...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 12, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

Santa: U cheated me....

Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa: aaj mane basa...

santa: aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha.
Banta: mai tera khun pi jaunga.
santa: me nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've stolen mone...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

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Santa: U cheated me....

Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

santa: aaj mane basa...

santa: aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha.
Banta: mai tera khun pi jaunga.
santa: me nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi.

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

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Judge: Y U've stolen mone...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man? Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

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Santa: U cheated me....

Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

santa: aaj mane basa...

santa: aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha. Banta: mai tera khun pi jaunga. santa: me nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi.

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents.

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Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

santa: aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha.
Banta: mai tera khun pi jaunga.
santa: me nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi.

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.