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Judge: Y U've stolen mone...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By B K Tripathi (Mar 12, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

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