Santa: "Aasaan" ko E...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 4, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
kya kehte H?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.

Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke ...

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta

Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Among My 4 S...

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns !

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Aasaan" ko E...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
kya kehte H?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.

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Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke ...

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta

Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

Santa : Among My 4 S...

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns !

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

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Santa: "Aasaan" ko E...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me kya kehte H? Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.

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Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself? Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke ...

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

Santa : Among My 4 S...

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns !

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up!!

MrPopat Services

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Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
kya kehte H?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta

Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns !

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!