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Mar 4, 2016 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa gets a message...
Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath h?"
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa- Yaar, Girlfri...
Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h.
Banta- Gold ring de-de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Main aur meri...
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend
shaadi kr rahe hain
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko h.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Papa aaj meri...
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday h. Use kya gift dun
Papa: Dekhne mai kaisi h?
Santa: Mast h.
Papa: Mera number de de.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa- Meri GF mere ...
Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar
Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski
Santa- Haa Yr Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Girlfriend: Tum to b...
Girlfriend: Tum to bs apne kaam me lage rehte ho,
Meri to koi parwah he nhi h
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ke parwah nhi karte.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Wo ladki kitn...
Santa: Wo ladki kitni Sundar H
Banta: Muje nam pata H
Santa: Kya?
Banta: Wo Bank me kam karti H, uske counter pr likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: "A...
Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
kya kehte H?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Train me warning lik...
Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa- What Is Diffe...
Santa- What Is Difference
between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?
Banta- COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE
& WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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