Santa gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath h?" Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu. Kuch kaam tha kya?
Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h. Banta- Gold ring de-de Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kr rahe hain Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko h.
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday h. Use kya gift dun Papa: Dekhne mai kaisi h? Santa: Mast h. Papa: Mera number de de.
Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski Santa- Haa Yr Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!
Girlfriend: Tum to bs apne kaam me lage rehte ho, Meri to koi parwah he nhi h Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale kisi ke parwah nhi karte.
Santa: Wo ladki kitni Sundar H Banta: Muje nam pata H Santa: Kya? Banta: Wo Bank me kam karti H, uske counter pr likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me kya kehte H? Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.
Train me warning likhi the "Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar" Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.
Santa- What Is Difference between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta- COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
