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By B K Tripathi (Feb 16, 2016)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: Shadi k Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The
Par Ab Nai Dete Kyu?
Pati: Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H..

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