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Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mu...

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By Nidhi (Jul 17, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya h,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

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