Chirago se andhere door ho jat...

By Dev (Apr 12, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
to chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi to,
apki jarurat hamme na hoti.

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne p...

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

By: Sushil Dubey
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Honey, I Was ...

Wife:
Honey, I Was A Fool
When I Married You

Husband:
Yes, Dear
But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

I bought my wife a n...

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, There's water in the carburetor'.
I said, Where's the car?â€™
She said, In the lake'.

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Chirago se andhere door ho jat...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
to chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi to,
apki jarurat hamme na hoti.

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Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..

Patni: "Aapne p...

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

Wife: Honey, I Was ...

Wife:
Honey, I Was A Fool
When I Married You

Husband:
Yes, Dear
But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

I bought my wife a n...

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, There's water in the carburetor'.
I said, Where's the car?â€™
She said, In the lake'.

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

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Chirago se andhere door ho jat...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Chirago se andhere door ho jate, to chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi to, apki jarurat hamme na hoti.

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Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..

Patni: "Aapne p...

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?" Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha Mujrim: esa nahi h Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

Wife: Honey, I Was ...

Wife: Honey, I Was A Fool When I Married You Husband: Yes, Dear But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

I bought my wife a n...

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There's water in the carburetor'. I said, Where's the car?â€™ She said, In the lake'.

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is D meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count...

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Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
to chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi to,
apki jarurat hamme na hoti.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

Wife:
Honey, I Was A Fool
When I Married You

Husband:
Yes, Dear
But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, There's water in the carburetor'.
I said, Where's the car?â€™
She said, In the lake'.

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...