Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-b...

By Ajay (Nov 16, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ...

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GirL=Kya Tum Mere As...

GirL=Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
B=Ha
G=To Fir Apni Sari Proprty Mere Naam Kro Fir Mere Liye Apni Jaan De Do
B=Tera Ashiq Hu Aashiqui2 Ka Hero Nhi

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beta-papa me 150cc p...

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nhi.
Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,
pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-b...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ...

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

GirL=Kya Tum Mere As...

GirL=Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
B=Ha
G=To Fir Apni Sari Proprty Mere Naam Kro Fir Mere Liye Apni Jaan De Do
B=Tera Ashiq Hu Aashiqui2 Ka Hero Nhi

Beta-papa me 150cc p...

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nhi.
Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,
pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.

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Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-b...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte? Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ...

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao. Dr: Saadi kar Lo. Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi! Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

GirL=Kya Tum Mere As...

GirL=Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho B=Ha G=To Fir Apni Sari Proprty Mere Naam Kro Fir Mere Liye Apni Jaan De Do B=Tera Ashiq Hu Aashiqui2 Ka Hero Nhi

Beta-papa me 150cc p...

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nhi. Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet, pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.

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Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

GirL=Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
B=Ha
G=To Fir Apni Sari Proprty Mere Naam Kro Fir Mere Liye Apni Jaan De Do
B=Tera Ashiq Hu Aashiqui2 Ka Hero Nhi

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nhi.
Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,
pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.