Nov 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher: Hindi hamaa...

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Game Show Host: Agar...

Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge?

Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hai.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Thought of the day: ...

Thought of the day:

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mai hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta h.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mahila: Pandit ji gh...

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?

Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The Most Powerful ...

The Most Powerful

Word Other

"I Love You"

Is

"Salary Is Credited"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son: "Wife, biw...

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mai kya antar hai...?"

Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil ke operation ko ...

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hai?
Socho socho
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Socho
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Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Yaar teri biw...

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nhi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nhi h.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

I wish I had a magic...

I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I'd wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.

Get Well Soon...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: GREETINGS (GET WELL SOON)

Be the sky above you...

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

"Get Well Soon"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: GREETINGS (GET WELL SOON)

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Nov 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher: Hindi hamaa...

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

Game Show Host: Agar...

Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge?

Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hai.

Thought of the day: ...

Thought of the day:

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mai hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta h.

Mahila: Pandit ji gh...

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?

Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

The Most Powerful ...

The Most Powerful

Word Other

"I Love You"

Is

"Salary Is Credited"

Son: "Wife, biw...

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mai kya antar hai...?"

Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

Dil ke operation ko ...

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hai?
Socho socho
.
.
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
.
Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.

Santa: Yaar teri biw...

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nhi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nhi h.

I wish I had a magic...

I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I'd wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.

Get Well Soon...

Be the sky above you...

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

"Get Well Soon"

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Nov 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher: Hindi hamaa...

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte? Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

Game Show Host: Agar...

Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge? Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hai.

Thought of the day: ...

Thought of the day: Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe Dono mai hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta h.

Mahila: Pandit ji gh...

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon? Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

The Most Powerful ...

The Most Powerful Word Other "I Love You" Is "Salary Is Credited"

Son: "Wife, biw...

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mai kya antar hai...?" Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

Dil ke operation ko ...

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hai? Socho socho . . . . Socho . . . . Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.

Santa: Yaar teri biw...

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nhi. Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nhi h.

I wish I had a magic...

I wish I had a magic wand To make it go away; I'd wave my scepter over u Until u were okay. Get Well Soon...

Be the sky above you...

Be the sky above you, Blue soft be the road below you, Affection be the breeze around you, I pray all the happiness surrounds you. "Get Well Soon"

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Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha h, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nhi kehte?

Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pita ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nhi diya.

Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge?

Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hai.

Thought of the day:

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mai hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta h.

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?

Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

The Most Powerful

Word Other

"I Love You"

Is

"Salary Is Credited"

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mai kya antar hai...?"

Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hai?
Socho socho
.
.
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
.
Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nhi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nhi h.

I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I'd wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.

Get Well Soon...

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

"Get Well Soon"