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Santa: jab main mar jaon to sa...
By
Ajay
(
Oct 29, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: kyun?
Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hai.
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Santa went to batter...
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: Yaar mein apn...
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa sing ka 20 saa...
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
By:
Hiten
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Jailor: Tumhe kal su...
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: This mutton i...
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa apni premika s...
Santa apni premika se kheta h,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye
aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye
By:
Sandeep
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SANTA BANTA
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