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Santa went to battery shop n a...

By Seema Yadav (Aug 27, 2012)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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