Santa: If Adam and Eve were Ch...

By Ajay (Oct 26, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Ch...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her. Santa: Damn lucky chap! Banta: Why? Santa: She could have called a priest!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents.

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Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.