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Santa: If Adam and Eve were Ch...
By
Ajay
(
Oct 26, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.
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Gaurav
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Santa watching movie with his dog.
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."Banta: "Did you?"Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
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