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Banta: A young woman called a ...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
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