Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di o...

By ANUJ (Jul 23, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

By: Gaurav
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Santa takes a blade ...

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di o...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

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Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Santa takes a blade ...

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di o...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha, kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

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Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?' Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Santa takes a blade ...

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and 5 minute baad jor jor se rota h, banta: Q ro rha h, santa: abey, spelling galat ho gayi

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!