Santa takes a blade n writes h...

By Dev (Apr 7, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

Banta; Marte waqt aa...

Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oye tu har sm...

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

By: Hemant bisht
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek baar Santa Gangub...

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Me kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai..:-)

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa takes a blade n writes h...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

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Banta; Marte waqt aa...

Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Santa: Oye tu har sm...

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

Ek baar Santa Gangub...

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Me kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai..:-)

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

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Santa takes a blade n writes h...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and 5 minute baad jor jor se rota h, banta: Q ro rha h, santa: abey, spelling galat ho gayi

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Banta; Marte waqt aa...

Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Santa: Oye tu har sm...

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H? Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

Ek baar Santa Gangub...

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Me kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai..:-)

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H! Aap B Kuch Khilao? Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

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Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi

Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Me kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai..:-)

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.