Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife..
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti H.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms Bindaas Karenges.
TEACHER: tumhare ghar me sabse chhota kaun h?
STUDENT: papa, TEACHER:wo kyun?
STUDENT:wo abhi v mummy ke sath sote h.