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May 30, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa: If you are go...
Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
"You cannot get...
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Santa to Pappu (who ...
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Chemistry Teacher: W...
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Music Teacher:...
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Santa: Why are you a...
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
After an emotional h...
After an emotional hug:
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Teacher: Hindi Mein ...
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Teacher to Pappu: Wh...
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Girlfriend: Any plan...
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match H Na...
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
By:
Radha
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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