By Anamika Sharma (Apr 1, 2015)
Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.
Andheri Ghata Chhaayi Hai, MohaLe Me Ek Nyi Ladki Aayi Hai, Kuch Din Hi Ki To Baat Hai, Phir Uske Baad Meri Us Se Sagaayi Hai.
Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.
Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mom : Nahi to beta! Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana dard gum narazgi aur 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna hansi pyar or ho sake to hume.
Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge, Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.
