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Apr 1, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa ki shaadi ek n...
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi h?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Aaj kisine me...
Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
In A 100 Meter Race,...
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Banta: Truck dekhkar...
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya h.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Santa kissed his gir...
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz shadi se pehle ye sab nahi karo.
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm married..
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Santa ek baraf ka tu...
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe h?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Lady Doctor: Tum roz...
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Masterji: Kal school...
Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Santa to wife: Did u...
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Manager asked sardar...
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
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