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Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge...
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Anamika Sharma
(
Apr 1, 2015
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Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.
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