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Anamika Sharma
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Apr 1, 2015
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SANTA BANTA
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
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Anamika Sharma
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SANTA BANTA
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Teacher to Santa: is...
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
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Ankita Arora
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1 ganje ke sar par 2...
1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nhi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hi.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I got old age...
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa telling Pappu ...
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
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Gaurav
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Santa- Yaar, Girlfri...
Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h.
Banta- Gold ring de-de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!
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B K Tripathi
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