Santa went to battery shop n a...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar:Mere liye koi...

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Sardar:Mere liye koi...

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.

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Santa went to battery shop n a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Sardar:Mere liye koi...

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana h? Santa: Jana kahan h hum to aise hi paise urate h.

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.