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Santa went to battery shop n a...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Aug 8, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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