Santa went to battery shop n a...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A donkey kicked Sant...

A donkey kicked Santa & ran away.Santa ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said : 'SALA tracksuit pehen ke dhoka de raha hai'.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar Nariyaal...

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To.
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

A donkey kicked Sant...

A donkey kicked Santa & ran away.Santa ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said : 'SALA tracksuit pehen ke dhoka de raha hai'.

Santa: Agar Nariyaal...

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To.
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

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Santa went to battery shop n a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

You May Also Like

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Banta: My wife is to...

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa : For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Amit: Before the shop opened.

A donkey kicked Sant...

A donkey kicked Santa & ran away.Santa ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said : 'SALA tracksuit pehen ke dhoka de raha hai'.

Santa: Agar Nariyaal...

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To. Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi. Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To.
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.